I stumbled into a small kingdom from the desert. It’s a nice place, and everyone is friendly, especially Princess Jacqueline. She and I hit it off, and everyone wants that, because she’s not likely to get married to anyone else. Her drunk fairy godmother put a spell on her at her christening, and every year on her birthday her breasts get hugely bigger. She’s already so enormous that she can barely function.I think she’s wonderful, and I can’t resist her huge bust. I’m going to marry her, inherit the kingdom, and live happily ever after. All I have to do is get a pack of stubborn, obnoxious fairies to undo a spell they can’t remember. Fairies will always come to a wedding, but Jackie doesn’t want them there. The last thing she wants is for them to get drunk and screw things up again. This isn’t going to be easy, and Jackie’s next birthday is coming fast.