Still high in the Swiss mountains, James Gordon proves to be good with his hands, although Lorraine needs someone with much smaller hands to help with an important extraction.While Lorraine engages in some very intimate stretching exercises, James encounters two Scandinavians who don’t look like the kind of girls who would deliberately seek out perversion. However, Freja and Linse prove that their open-minded approach to life extends to opening unexpected orifices.Having finally reached Schwarzsee, James accepts some very unusual types of payment in return for buying a lot of beer.Part seven of the Swiss Piss series is told in 8300 words.